 (Personal Tech Update: Cell Phone PDA Toupee With Discreet Vibrating Function) "Will you excuse me? I'd better take this." |  "The new soccer team from the U.K., 'The London Fog,' has just scored the winning goal, and in celebration, the team members are ripping off their double-breasted trench coats, and tossing them into the stands!" |  "Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end." |  (Despite his initial confusion with the name, Scott finished 13th in the Ironman competition.) |