 "Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures, they follow me everywhere." |  "Along with "Antimatter" and "Dark Matter", we've recently discovered the existence of "Doesn't Matter", which seems to have no effect on the universe whatsoever. |  "I am being mindful about food and my eating. That's how I know you've got 3 more chips on your plate than I do." |  "In preparation for takeoff, we ask that you turn off all electronic devices, laptop computers and mainframes..." |