Animal Cartoons

(Bernice Crochets an Afghan)

(Modern Blacksmithing) "It's not like the old days when anyone could work on their own horse. Now, it's all computerized."

"Oh, it was so cute. He looked at me with those big ears, his nose twitching, and he started hopping up and down. That's when I said, 'Arthur, stop hopping up and down! We'll go pick out a rabbit this afternoon.'"

"Oh see, now that was what I was afraid of. We didn't give him enough toys to play with so he started making his own mischief. Morris! Come and see what bunny made in the broom closet!"

"Okay, the fish seemed to be having digestive problems, so how many Alka-Seltzers did you add to their water?"

"I'm hearing a lot. He either has intestinal problems or I've found your iPod Shuffle."

"Hey - that's a record! Honey, I just clocked the ferret at 28 mph coming through the living room!"

"I told you they were very social animals."

"Still having trouble controlling that horse of yours, huh Colburn?"

"You the couple interested in adopting a German Shepherd?"