Animal Cartoons

"We keep her diet high in protein, high in nutrients and high off the floor behind a locked door."

"He prefers it to trotting."

"Okay, very nice. Denise, you're still letting the horse drag you through the turns. Just take command and keep his head bent to the left."

"Okay, the fish seemed to be having digestive problems, so how many Alka-Seltzers did you add to their water?"

"I'm hearing a lot. He either has intestinal problems or I've found your iPod Shuffle."

"Hey - that's a record! Honey, I just clocked the ferret at 28 mph coming through the living room!"

"I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary."