Arts & Crafts Cartoons

"So how old were you when you realized that metallic thread didn't come from steel wool?"

"By the way, I quilted this hood myself." "Stop it! You didn't! What is that, a blanket stitch?"

"I learned so many new skills making this one. How to knit and to purl, how to ignore the phone when it's ringing, how to pretend I'm listening to people when they're talking to me, how to get the dog to make its own meals ..."

"You're right - I probably will be the only one on the dirt track circuit to own a carburetor cozy."

"Gee thanks, but I don't think a gingham neck cozy and a peg board bonnet really go with the rest of my guitar."

"I love the haphazard blotches, random patterns, and unexpected results of using watercolors. It's all the stuff I got with my computer but didn't want."

"Oh, she makes all sorts of origami designs, but always seems intent on starting with a bird base."

(Naomi channels her eating disorder through watercolor painting.) "I'm working from the spicy side of the color wheel, blending ketchup red and cheddar cheese yellow to get the orange sorbet highlights on the hot dog colored barn."

"If it really bothers you I'll go back to using the brushes."

"Okay, these people are financing a big part of the movie, so during the lovemaking scenes, try not to drop the snow shovels."