Arts & Crafts Cartoons

"I see that you're still collecting scraps for your quilting projects."

"If it's any consolation, you hemmed the length on this leg perfectly."

"You're right - I probably will be the only one on the dirt track circuit to own a carburetor cozy."

"I learned so many new skills making this one. How to knit and to purl, how to ignore the phone when it's ringing, how to pretend I'm listening to people when they're talking to me, how to get the dog to make its own meals ..."

"Gee thanks, but I don't think a gingham neck cozy and a peg board bonnet really go with the rest of my guitar."

"Oh, she makes all sorts of origami designs, but always seems intent on starting with a bird base."

(Naomi channels her eating disorder through watercolor painting.) "I'm working from the spicy side of the color wheel, blending ketchup red and cheddar cheese yellow to get the orange sorbet highlights on the hot dog colored barn."

"I love the haphazard blotches, random patterns, and unexpected results of using watercolors. It's all the stuff I got with my computer but didn't want."

"You know that 'buzz' I said I created here at the festival? Short in the theatre's sound system."

"I was reading that in 1797 they found the oldest written document about origami ,called 'How to Fold One Thousand Cranes.' Shortly thereafter, they found the oldest written medical document, called 'How to Treat Nine Hundred Paper Cuts.'"