Arts & Crafts Cartoons

"Oh, Taylor, I love the way you draw close ups of people yelling. You draw the cutest esophagus."

(Figure Drawing Class At Business School) "Nice figure, but I'd like to see more zeros."

"If it really bothers you I'll go back to using the brushes."

(Many Famous Artists Experimented In The Stick Figurism Movement in Art) (Edvard Munch, Grant Wood, Renoir)

"Ch4, trc in 1 next 2 trc * ch10." "That's the programming code for my mom's laptop."

"Oh, it's okay if you're into neo-romanticist art. Personally, I prefer the soaring perspectives of David Hockney or the controlled frenzy of Gerhard Richter."

"Oh those? I thought drawing might help relieve the tension around here a little. I did these while you were napping. I'm particularly fond of the Red Cross ship. What do you think?"

(Everyday Ballet Moves: Pas de Rain Puddle, Tire Wash Plies)

"It was Lieutenant Hooper's idea. He thought it would be nice to add some rustic charm to the unit by stenciling the tanks. This for instance, is part of our 'Country Cupboard' attack squad."

(Bernice Crochets an Afghan)