Personal Finance Cartoons

(IRS Service Center - IRS Figures Your Taxes - IRS Figures Your Golfing Handicap - IRS Figures Your Gas Mileage - IRS Figures The Tip On A Dinner For Four, Under $200 Without The Wine.)
(Phil Harrison Visits His Tax Attorney) "The new tax law goes on to say that '
"Let your mind go...deeper..."
"This option in the pension is a little tricky. You can start collecting benefits when you're 58 years old, as long as you look 58 years old."
"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."
"According to our lump sum pension payout plan, you're eligible to take anything from the first three shelves."
"We took a gamble and invested all our money in a race horse. Then it ran away."
"It's really quite an entertaining piece of software. There's rollercoaster action, suspense and drama, where skill and strategy are matched against winning and losing. And I thought managing our budget would be dull."
"You may want to talk to Phil - he's one of our more aggressive financial planners."
"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."
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