Personal Finance Cartoons
"You may want to talk to Phil - he's one of our more aggressive financial planners."
"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."
"I've been working over 80 hours a week for the past two years preparing for retirement, and it hasn't bothered me OR my wife, what's-her-name."
"Of course I could never afford a shoe this size if I weren't collecting rents from a tennis shoe across town and two espadrilles in Florida."
I think I have a pretty good savings plan. I plan to save 15 percent on a Rolex watch this weekend.
"...and don't tell me I'm not being frugal enough. I hired a man last week to do nothing but clip coupons!"
"We're trying to save money by buying in bulk. Caviar?"
"I don't know how the heck these credit agencies get this information, but I returned that rake and snow blower to my neighbor 6 months ago!"
"My daughter's college education is costing me an arm and a leg and over 60 noses a year."
(Whenever Carl used his credit card, the results were always disastrous.)