Real Estate Cartoons

"We figure 'Art' stands for arththritis because it's such a painful joint to have around you."

"I just don't get it. The Robinsons next door sold their house in 5 days and it was the exact same model 3-room ranch that I have."

"I'm entering all the bank's requirements for a mortgage, and I either have to buy a computer with more memory or start looking for a smaller house."

"Mr. Johnson, I think we found your dream home! By the way, how do you feel about ghosts, ancient burial grounds and curses?"

"The salesman convinced us that a security system would really increase our home's resale value."

"Of course I could never afford a shoe this size if I weren't collecting rents from a tennis shoe across town and two espadrilles in Florida."

"I could rent you this one. It's got a pool in the backyard. Then I got a six bedroom with a fountain out front, but nothing right now with a moat."

"There's been a lot of interest shown in your home, but no offers. I suggest we either lower the price or start selling advertising space on your virtual tour site."

Evidently, he made millions flipping real estate in Japan.

"OK, OK! You drive hard bargain. Me throw in washing machine."