Real Estate Cartoons

"I bought a software program that should help us monitor and control our spending habits, and while I was there, I picked up a few new games, a couple of screen savers, 4 new mousepads, this nifty pullout keyboard cradle

"Let's see if we can determine your capacity for assuming risk. Now, how familiar are you with snake handling?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Chuckles, but the only thing you seem qualified for is a balloon loan."

"Well, I inspected the house, and the trap doors, secret passages, and subterranean dungeon are all okay, but I'd look into caulking around the snake pit."

Can you explain your loan program again, this time without using the phrase, 'yada,yada,yadda?' "

(When It Came To Finding And Fixing A Distressed Property, No One Came More Qualified Than Eric Mantool - The House Whisperer) "You're not a bad house

"I'm well aware that we ask for a lot from our home mortgage applicants, Mr. Harvey. However, sarcasm is rarely required."

(For Sale) "Before we go in, let me ask you - do you like to bowl?"