 "You'll find that Pomeranians have a friendly, although somewhat mischievous, personality." |  "He's got a sleeping spot, an eating spot, a potty spot, a play spot and a grooming spot. That's two more spots than I have." |  "I don't think teaching the puppy how to help you cheat at cards was the training and bonding experience the Vet had in mind." |  "I think he's just displaying normal pack instincts." |