 (For technical support, press 7; for product information, press 8; if you're bored and just want to argue with someone, press 9 |  (Brenton Call Center) "I tried calling in sick yesterday, but I was put on hold and disconnected." |  "I advise to companies where the use of hurtful language appears epidemic. That's right, Your Honor - I'm an insultant consultant." |  "Listen up - I brought in a consultant to help figure this thing out. Old MacDonald, these are the boys. Boys, say hello to Old MacDonald." - Quack. Quack. - Moo. Moo. - Oink. Oink. |