 "For 30 years I've put a hat and coat on to make sales calls and I'm not changing now just because I'm doing it on the Web from my living room." |  "Oh, we're doing just great. Philip and I are selling decorative jelly jars on the Web. I run the Web site and Philip sort of controls the inventory." |  "Listen up - I brought in a consultant to help figure this thing out. Old MacDonald, these are the boys. Boys, say hello to Old MacDonald." - Quack. Quack. - Moo. Moo. - Oink. Oink. |  (Swim Consultant) "Try to keep your head above water! Swim parallel to the beach until you're out of the riptide! Keep your insweep at a 60 degree diagonal and your head pointed forward!" |