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"For 30 years I've put a hat and coat on to make sales calls and I'm not changing now just because I'm doing it on the Web from my living room."
"Oh, we're doing just great. Philip and I are selling decorative jelly jars on the Web. I run the Web site and Philip sort of controls the inventory."
"Listen up - I brought in a consultant to help figure this thing out. Old MacDonald, these are the boys. Boys, say hello to Old MacDonald." - Quack. Quack. - Moo. Moo. - Oink. Oink.
(Swim Consultant) "Try to keep your head above water! Swim parallel to the beach until you're out of the riptide! Keep your insweep at a 60 degree diagonal and your head pointed forward!"
"You notice how companies are demanding a lot more from their financial consultants these days?"
"I think it's going to take more than free snacks to keep the passengers happy after this one, Sir."
"Jerry! Over there near the escalator. I think it's a sales clerk. Quick! Light another tie on fire!"
(Screw-U Customer Service) "Screw-U! How can I, hello? Dang!" "Another hang up Dave? Just a tip - next time try answering with a smile on your face."