 "I think it's going to take more than free snacks to keep the passengers happy after this one, Sir." |  "Jerry! Over there near the escalator. I think it's a sales clerk. Quick! Light another tie on fire!" |  (Screw-U Customer Service) "Screw-U! How can I, hello? Dang!" "Another hang up Dave? Just a tip - next time try answering with a smile on your face." |  (Buddy's Self Defense Academy) "As a bonus to our customers, we're throwing in a wrist lock, a neck breaker and a stomp-to-the-groin, free of charge." |