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"I advise to companies where the use of hurtful language appears epidemic. That's right, Your Honor - I'm an insultant consultant."
"Listen up - I brought in a consultant to help figure this thing out. Old MacDonald, these are the boys. Boys, say hello to Old MacDonald." - Quack. Quack. - Moo. Moo. - Oink. Oink.
(Swim Consultant) "Try to keep your head above water! Swim parallel to the beach until you're out of the riptide! Keep your insweep at a 60 degree diagonal and your head pointed forward!"
"You notice how companies are demanding a lot more from their financial consultants these days?"
"I think it's going to take more than free snacks to keep the passengers happy after this one, Sir."
"Jerry! Over there near the escalator. I think it's a sales clerk. Quick! Light another tie on fire!"
(Screw-U Customer Service) "Screw-U! How can I, hello? Dang!" "Another hang up Dave? Just a tip - next time try answering with a smile on your face."
(Buddy's Self Defense Academy) "As a bonus to our customers, we're throwing in a wrist lock, a neck breaker and a stomp-to-the-groin, free of charge."