 "Okay- looks like the 'Dissolve' transition in my presentation needs adjusting." |  Why are my Speaker's Notes so large? |  "I hate when you bring 'Office' with you on camping trips." |  "Okay, maybe a decent ERP initiative will improve our business performance, but I still think these sulphur pools and twines of barbed wire in the hallways are slowing us up in some ways." |