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 "Okay, maybe a decent ERP initiative will improve our business performance, but I still think these sulphur pools and twines of barbed wire in the hallways are slowing us up in some ways." |  "Somebody got through our dead end web links, past the firewalls, and around the phone prompt loops. Before you know it ,the kid here picks up the phone and he's talking one-on-one to a customer." |  "If we cut our dividend, reduce inventory and time travel to the 13th century, we should be able to last another year." |  "I like the numbers on this company. They show a very impressive acquittal to conviction ratio." |
 "I assume you'll appreciate the entrepreneurial spirit behind our accounting methods." |  "I've been working over 80 hours a week for the past two years preparing for retirement, and it hasn't bothered me OR my wife, what's-her-name." |  (Good money after bad.) "I opened with a big sale on 'closed' signs and no one came in. I decided to add some 'keep out' signs but still no one came in. But now I'm going to invest in some 'Bio Hazard' signs -throw them in the window and see what happens." |  (HandBaskets to Hell) "I tried to find something the whole world could use." |