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"Normally, things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."
"It was the only tent they could get on such short notice. Just watch your step around the trapeze rigging."
"Well, it's a real tussle for the bouquet down there, but it looks like cousin Judy's got it. No, now the shark has it ..."
"I knew they were writing their own vows, but I expected quotes from Robert Frost poems, not the Geneva convention."
"I heard it was good to use humor when you're having an argument."
"When I asked you to put on some mood music, 'On Wisconsin' wasn't the mood I was going for."
(Your Child's Fantasy Restaurant) I'll start with the bologna and Cocoa Puffs, Fruit Roll-Ups, and a bowl of French Jelly soup. ...)
Parental Training Course - Some Course Highlights - 1) Driving from Idaho to Louisiana in a sub-compact vehicle with a pack of wild dingos in the back seat. 2) Leading a bull safely through a china shop - using voice commands ONLY! 3) Meticulously grooming a flock of feeding vultures in less than 60 seconds using only a wet kleenex.