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"Okay, the lawn chair seemed to quiet him down, but don't go anywhere with that ladder."
"How can you not feel confident? You're wearing Versace sunglasses, a Tommy Hilfiger sweater, Calvin Klein jeans, and Michael Jordan gym shoes. Now go on out there and just be yourself."
"I'm looking for someone who will love me for who I think I am."
"I don't know, Mona - sometimes I get the feeling you're afraid to get close."
"I don't know if we had irreconcilable differences or not. We never talk."
"My analyst said I should channel the emotions of my divorce into an activity or pastime. Matador comes to mind."
"I don't know about the perfume or the dress, but the duck call is working wonders."
"Our decision to adopt is based firmly on our desire to parent, our belief in the adoption process, and our commitment to building a family. Of course, it takes the embarrassment out of riding the 'Wild Teacups' at the amusement park too."