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 "Someone's got to break it to Mr. Swanzy that his son is just too young to play third base." |  "Yes, I think I can consider myself a published poet. I submitted all of my personal ads in the form of Haiku". |  "I was so into my charts that one day she came in and told me she was running away with the pool boy. Now there's a trend I didn't see coming." |  "I know you're passionate about your fundraising, but I wish you wouldn't refer to my family as your donor-in-laws." |
 "Coming out of bankruptcy, I can say I learned my lesson - don't spend what your relatives don't have." |  "I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol." |  "The key to profitability is selling accessories. We sell tons of dark glasses to parents who don't want to be recognized." |