 "When you asked me to advise you on investing your nest egg, I assumed you were speaking figuratively, Mr. Bunter." |  (Salad Bars) "It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves." |  "Eat your cereal. Your father's heavily invested in grain." |  "I was looking for an annuity that came with a rate that was fixed, not neutered." |