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 "Looks like another new exotic investment strategy to me." |  "I get all excited over a green trendline and then find out you've been flossing in front of the monitor again." |  "I've always used historical data analysis to rebalance my assets, but lately it's been pretty much hysterical data analysis that I've been working with." |  "When you asked me to advise you on investing your nest egg, I assumed you were speaking figuratively, Mr. Bunter." |
 (Salad Bars) "It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves." |  "Eat your cereal. Your father's heavily invested in grain." |  "I'm not sure Randall is a good long term investor. He uses the word, 'historically' to describe the last 4 hours." |  "I was looking for an annuity that came with a rate that was fixed, not neutered." |