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 "After this long list of additives it lists the expiration date. Does that pertain to the product or the person who eats it?" |  "For the last time - pregnant vegetarians do NOT give birth to Cabbage Patch dolls!" |  "I was going to do a basket weave, but I know the bride and I think a chain link fence would be more appropriate." |  ""What a wonderful swirled icing effect. How ever did you do it?" |
 "Brother Dom Perignon, everyone really enjoys your sparkling mayonnaise and blanc de turnip soup, but could there not be something else you could make with these grapes?" |  "The guests are getting hungry. You'd better pushover another garbage dumpster." |  "I know it tastes a little odd. Let's just say you should store your bundt cake in a cool dry place. OTHER than your husband's cigar humidor." |  "Jimmy! Guy out here is asking for an 'All The Money In Your Register'. Is that with gin or vodka?" |