 "Brother Dom Perignon, everyone really enjoys your sparkling mayonnaise and blanc de turnip soup, but could there not be something else you could make with these grapes?" |  "The guests are getting hungry. You'd better pushover another garbage dumpster." |  "Quit moping. You won first place in the meatloaf category, and hat's good. I'm the only one who knows it was a carrot cake you entered." |  "You can clean up before company arrives, but use the shower, not the bath - I'm marinating the steaks." |