 "Oooo, what's in here? Is that sun-dried eye of newt? How gourmet!" |  "Do I like arugula? I love arugula!! Some of the best beaches in the world are there." |  "You don't have to tell me the kitchen's a spiritual center of the house. God knows I pray for a good matzoh kugel every Passover." |  "Today we celebrate Passover, which commemorates a long journey, and considering how far I had to travel for a good roast of veal, seems most appropriate." |