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 "The object of backgammon is to get all of your checkers on this side of the board without me screaming and tipping your chair into the pool." |  "Doubling the cube is known as a 'beaver,' or a 'raccoon.' What you're doing is known as a 'chicken,' or a 'dodo,' or a 'donkey,' or a ... " |  "Okay, everybody! Hold your breath! Hold your breath!" |  "Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!" |
 "...and do you promise to love, honor, and always lead the highest card from the short side?" |  "First of all, I don't think that's a legal discard pile, and secondly, it's starting to make me a nervous wreck." |  "Heck of a comp, Flender." |  "I said this is what I get for letting a guy who ties fishing lures make me a pair of drop earrings!" |