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 "This is probably the rarest coin in my collection. It's the one that stayed in my pocket during a 3-day slot machine competition in Las Vegas." |  (In his later years Patrick Henry was known to take his crossword puzzles very seriously.) "Give me 3 down or give me death!" (Give me a break.) |  "No need to unjumble the words Mr. Coff. Just recite the letters." |  "I learned so many new skills making this one. How to knit and to purl, how to ignore the phone when it's ringing, how to pretend I'm listening to people when they're talking to me, how to get the dog to make its own meals ..." |
 "You're right - I probably will be the only one on the dirt track circuit to own a carburetor cozy." |  "The object of backgammon is to get all of your checkers on this side of the board without me screaming and tipping your chair into the pool." |  "Doubling the cube is known as a 'beaver,' or a 'raccoon.' What you're doing is known as a 'chicken,' or a 'dodo,' or a 'donkey,' or a ... " |  "I said this is what I get for letting a guy who ties fishing lures make me a pair of drop earrings!" |