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 "If it's any consolation, you hemmed the length on this leg perfectly." |  "Heck of a comp, Flender." |  "It's a classic Diner endgame - king, rook, salt shaker, mate." |  "That's right! A 1943 bronze cent in a pair of penny-loafers. Denise is checking it out now." |
 "This is probably the rarest coin in my collection. It's the one that stayed in my pocket during a 3-day slot machine competition in Las Vegas." |  (In his later years Patrick Henry was known to take his crossword puzzles very seriously.) "Give me 3 down or give me death!" (Give me a break.) |  "No need to unjumble the words Mr. Coff. Just recite the letters." |  "I learned so many new skills making this one. How to knit and to purl, how to ignore the phone when it's ringing, how to pretend I'm listening to people when they're talking to me, how to get the dog to make its own meals ..." |