 "You're right - I probably will be the only one on the dirt track circuit to own a carburetor cozy." |  "The object of backgammon is to get all of your checkers on this side of the board without me screaming and tipping your chair into the pool." |  "Doubling the cube is known as a 'beaver,' or a 'raccoon.' What you're doing is known as a 'chicken,' or a 'dodo,' or a 'donkey,' or a ... " |  "Okay, everybody! Hold your breath! Hold your breath!" |