 "I just think it's ironic that someone with a face lift, an eye job, implants and a hair weave should all of a sudden become Miss Natural-Organic-Gardener." |  "I used an all natural method of pest control, but we're still getting an occasional vacuum cleaner salesman in the garden." |  "Leveling, grading, and terracing the land is a deductible expense - for FARMERS, Mr. Daniels, not for people with putting greens in their backyards." |  (Friends Of The Park Membership Drive) "At what level membership can we put you down for - 'Foliage,' 'Lawn,' or 'Fertilizer?'" |