 "I just think it's ironic that someone with a face lift, an eye job, implants and a hair weave should all of a sudden become Miss Natural-Organic-Gardener." |  "I used an all natural method of pest control, but we're still getting an occasional vacuum cleaner salesman in the garden." |  "Organic gardening's become a way of life for us. I'll tell you more about it once Tom's finished aerating the soil." |  "The seeds fell out of Walt's pocket six years ago and since then every August we just sit somewhere else." |