 "Oh sure, the ocean went back out - this time." |  "The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue." |  "The mailman thinks I have bursitis, but I'd like to get a second opinion from my accountant." |  "Stan's taken salmon pills for his arthritis. Other than an urge to swim upstream each Fall, he hasn't experienced any side effects." |