 "Stan's taken salmon pills for his arthritis. Other than an urge to swim upstream each Fall, he hasn't experienced any side effects." |  "I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time." |  "So where did you learn about acupuncture, Doc?" "In a bar, actually." |  "I think my energy centers are well balanced. I keep my pager on my belt, my cell phone in my right pocket, and my palmtop computer in my inside left breast pocket." |