 "There's been a lot of interest shown in your home, but no offers. I suggest we either lower the price or start selling advertising space on your virtual tour site." |  "OK, OK! You drive hard bargain. Me throw in washing machine." |  "Well, it always helps to put fresh flowers around, and simmer some potpourri on the stove. Oh, and let's get rid of those Alligator Motels." |  "I'm not sure this entirely justifies the 'water view' increase in your selling price." |