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 "I just thought it was time to sell. The laces kept coming untied, there's a leak in the heel, and it needs all new odor-eaters." |  "Margaret would like to move to a larger house, but I just don't see the need." |  "My suggestion would be to cover it with a bush and hope no one notices." |  "I think I fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak in to the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings." |
 "Seriously - why always a black bat cave? Why not a mauve bat cave? Or an egg shell bat cave? We could do a wallpaper wainscoting in contrasting stripes |  "You did an excellent job, Dave. But two months seems a long time to paint the bathroom." |  "Well, I inspected the house, and the trap doors, secret passages, and subterranean dungeon are all okay, but I'd look into caulking around the snake pit." |  "Well, it does make the room look larger." |