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 "I'm not sure this entirely justifies the 'water view' increase in your selling price." |  "I just thought it was time to sell. The laces kept coming untied, there's a leak in the heel, and it needs all new odor-eaters." |  "Margaret would like to move to a larger house, but I just don't see the need." |  "My suggestion would be to cover it with a bush and hope no one notices." |
 "I think I fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak in to the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings." |  "Seriously - why always a black bat cave? Why not a mauve bat cave? Or an egg shell bat cave? We could do a wallpaper wainscoting in contrasting stripes |  Can you explain your loan program again, this time without using the phrase, 'yada,yada,yadda?' " |  "Let's see if we can determine your capacity for assuming risk. Now, how familiar are you with snake handling?" |