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 "One of the things we do to conserve energy in the house is to make sure all the lights are turned off before we go to bed." |  (When It Came To Finding And Fixing A Distressed Property, No One Came More Qualified Than Eric Mantool - The House Whisperer) "You're not a bad house |  "I've never seen a home this green, Mr. Edmund. As far as I can see, the paint's not flaking, your house is pollinating." |  "Of course, when we landscape the place we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts." |
 (For Sale) "Before we go in, let me ask you - do you like to bowl?" |  "I'm well aware that we ask for a lot from our home mortgage applicants, Mr. Harvey. However, sarcasm is rarely required." |  "What if we put the solid granite Jacuzzi on the first floor?" |  "Don't worry, Mrs. Morse. As soon as the plumber's done patching the roof I'll have him call the electrician to finish wallpapering the dining room." |