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 (For Sale) "Before we go in, let me ask you - do you like to bowl?" |  "I'm well aware that we ask for a lot from our home mortgage applicants, Mr. Harvey. However, sarcasm is rarely required." |  "What if we put the solid granite Jacuzzi on the first floor?" |  (Kerm Bros. Service Station) "Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plungers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?" |
 "Look, once and for all you two have to decide on where you want the house site so we can finish putting in this driveway." |  "We're gonna be late with the play room. The fellas started horsin' around on break and now they're into Act II of "Peer Gynt," and you know, you just don't rush Ibsen." |  "I'd like to invest in some commercial real estate, but this one comes with more risk than I'm comfortable with." |  "Don't worry, Mrs. Morse. As soon as the plumber's done patching the roof I'll have him call the electrician to finish wallpapering the dining room." |