 "I love how you've handled the lighting in here." |  "No, my 5-year old painted the landscape. The other one is a valuable example of neo-urban-impressionism." |  "I like the marble vanity and the wall sconces, but I think the Eurostyle fixtures on the whirlpool take away some of its simple country charm." |  (Kerm Bros. Service Station) "Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plungers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?" |