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 "Let's see if we can determine your capacity for assuming risk. Now, how familiar are you with snake handling?" |  "The terms of our refinancing gave us a little extra cash to build an add-on to the back of the house." |  "I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Chuckles, but the only thing you seem qualified for is a balloon loan." |  "I'm well aware that we ask for a lot from our home mortgage applicants, Mr. Harvey. However, sarcasm is rarely required." |
 "What if we put the solid granite Jacuzzi on the first floor?" |  (Kerm Bros. Service Station) "Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plungers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?" |  "Look, once and for all you two have to decide on where you want the house site so we can finish putting in this driveway." |  "We're gonna be late with the play room. The fellas started horsin' around on break and now they're into Act II of "Peer Gynt," and you know, you just don't rush Ibsen." |