 "Okay kids, today we'll be working on sock puppets, name plates and glue gun safety." |  "This option in the pension is a little tricky. You can start collecting benefits when you're 58 years old, as long as you look 58 years old." |  "According to our lump sum pension payout plan, you're eligible to take anything from the first three shelves." |  "I think I'm finally getting the hang of this accounting system. It's even got a currency conversion function. Want to see how much we lost in rupees?" |