 (Computer Sciences Lab) "I'm sure there will be a good job market when I graduate. I created a virus that will go off that year." |  (Dog Catcher) "So what if you have a Ph.D. in physics? I used to have my own circus act." |  "...faster than a speeding bullet...more powerful than a locomotive...hmm. Oh good, you type!" |  "Well kid, if your resume's as good as your cover letter, you've got a place with this gang." |