 "Well kid, if your resume's as good as your cover letter, you've got a place with this gang." |  "Do you think being able to play on a PS2 GameCube, and Xbox simultaneously could be considereda transferable skill?" |  (Doctor Runtlowe Found The Applicant's Cover Letter For Clinical Hypnotist To Be Mesmerizing) |  (Dear Ms. Heppner, I look forward to my interview for the position of Conservation Coordinator. I think my position on recycling stands on its own merit.) |