 "There are several regional dialects to the Arabic language. Right now we're learning the falafel sandwich shop dialect." |  "I'm not sure if I'm stressing the right syllable in the wrong word, or stressing the wrong syllable in the right word, but it's starting to stress me out." |  "You want me to use the pasato remoto? What does the channel changer that came with our Japanese television set have to do with learning Italian verbs?" |  "Now c'mon Darryl. Japanese grammatical order is subject-object-verb. Not smile-point-shrug." |