 "The instructions for the Will say we should name a guardian whose personality is consistent with our children. I'm not sure we know anyone with a Godzilla/Batman/Barney personality." |  "I'm trying to organize Dad's documents, and apparently his bookkeeping system was informed heavily by The Da Vinci Code " |  "I've got to work this weekend again. There are over 200 games of Torpedo Alley, Click Ball, and Block breaker that haven't been tested for Sarbanes-Oxley compliancy yet." |  "Thanks to Sarbanes-Oxley, we've got more internal controls than a warehouse full of Imodium." |