 "Apparently, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart had a younger brother named Dizzy Mozart, who was also a composer. Here's a symphony he wrote called, 'It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Vienna Symphony Orchestra.' " |  "You still sound a little flat." |  "Gee thanks, but I don't think a gingham neck cozy and a peg board bonnet really go with the rest of my guitar."
|  "Sheldon, I'm leaving you. I'm moving in with your best friend and I'm taking the furniture, the car and the dog. Maybe this will help you finally learn all those minor chords on your guitar." |