 "I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Chuckles, but the only thing you seem qualified for is a balloon loan." |  (When It Came To Finding And Fixing A Distressed Property, No One Came More Qualified Than Eric Mantool - The House Whisperer) "You're not a bad house |  (For Sale) "Before we go in, let me ask you - do you like to bowl?" |  "I'm well aware that we ask for a lot from our home mortgage applicants, Mr. Harvey. However, sarcasm is rarely required." |