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"The paperwork for your mortgage seems to be in order. Now, if we can tap a vein for your signature we'll be all set."
"When we bought it 5 years ago the mortgage payments seemed huge. But we got used to it. Please, pull up an orange crate and make yourself comfortable."
"OK, OK! You drive hard bargain. Me throw in washing machine."
"Well, I inspected the house, and the trap doors, secret passages, and subterranean dungeon are all okay, but I'd look into caulking around the snake pit."
"I bought a software program that should help us monitor and control our spending habits, and while I was there, I picked up a few new games, a couple of screen savers, 4 new mousepads, this nifty pullout keyboard cradle
Can you explain your loan program again, this time without using the phrase, 'yada,yada,yadda?' "
"Let's see if we can determine your capacity for assuming risk. Now, how familiar are you with snake handling?"
"The terms of our refinancing gave us a little extra cash to build an add-on to the back of the house."