 "Your Holiness is still popular with the young people. According to a poll of high school students, when asked to name one person who has done the most to rid the world of evil, you came in just behind Buffy the Vampire Slayer." |  "Saaay - I have an idea. Why don't we turn down the lights, put on some soft music, and curl up with the Talmud tonight?" |  "This is our family bible. It's truly a lamp to my feet, a light for my path, and a balance unto our bookshelf." |  "So, how's a guy from the desert become interested in sailing?" |