 "That one was really close! A little lower and to the left!" |  (The Apocalypse of John) Okay, no one's going to believe this without a snappy title. Let's see, "The Awesome Moment of John, |  "This is our family bible. It's truly a lamp to my feet, a light for my path, and a balance unto our bookshelf." |  "So, how's a guy from the desert become interested in sailing?" |