 "I don't know if the deluxe helmet is any safer or not. It keeps tipping him over." |  "Listen, thanks. I'll return them as soon as I get the wheels fixed." |  (The Harrisons Enjoyed Indoor Furniture Biking) "Awesome move, Mom." |  "There's a slight crack in your frame, but it's hard to tell what caused it - stress, proximity to water, or a combination of both." |