 (Philip Nye-Cycle Chiropractor) "I can feel tension and fatigue in the handlebars. Let's get it on the couch and I'll manipulate the frame until the wheels are aligned." |  "Hold up. I think we're lost. Anybody got a compass?"" "Aha. And they laughed when I packed drafting equipment." |  "That's right, Kevin, it's a fair ball ... coming right your way. Hang up Kevin! Kevin - hang up and put your glove on!" |  "First of all, that's not a legal strategy, and secondly, Kevin, I can't believe you didn't notice what Travis shoved down your shorts." |