 "Freeze!!" "I see Officer Ruiz is coaching the girls youth soccer team this year." |  "We covered the basics today - hitting the ball, tying our shoelaces, and why I have hair growing out my nose." |  (Pharmacy) "Let's see - I'll need some children's aspirin for my players and some sedatives for their parents." |  "It's a horse racing software program. It analyzes my betting history and makes suggestions. Right now it's suggesting I bet on football." |