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"This is a dot-com company. Risk taking is a given. If you're not comfortable running with scissors, cleaning your ear with a darning needle, or swimming right after a big meal, this might not be the place for you."
"You ever get the feeling some of the deputies are beginning to lose focus?"
(It's a Macintyre Plank)
"How about this-'It's not just CRAP, it's Mel's CRAP?' Shoot! That's no good. I hate writing copy for this client."
"Please answer the following survey questions about our company's performance with either, 'Excellent', 'Good,' 'Fair,' or 'I'm Really Incapable of Appreciating Someone Else's Hard Work.'"
(Advertising Dept ) "Snappy ad copy. And it really got my attention."
"I had a little trouble with the automatic video tracking camera, so during the videoconference, before speaking, say, 'Here Rollo!' and wait for Rollo to get his paws up on your knees before beginning to speak."
"I'm not actually buying this stuff, I've just got to have something to negotiate with when we reach the candy counter at the check out register."