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 (Quantum Fest ) |  "Before we start this project, I'd like to clarify what metaphors we'll be speaking in. Last time we used sports metaphors. How about using cooking metaphors? 'Half baked,' burnt,' 'simmering,' that sort of thing?" |  "My project plan has changed a little this year." (Get Rescued. Build Golf Resort.) |  "Don't worry, Mrs. Morse. As soon as the plumber's done patching the roof I'll have him call the electrician to finish wallpapering the dining room." |
 "How about this-'It's not just CRAP, it's Mel's CRAP?' Shoot! That's no good. I hate writing copy for this client." |  "Please answer the following survey questions about our company's performance with either, 'Excellent', 'Good,' 'Fair,' or 'I'm Really Incapable of Appreciating Someone Else's Hard Work.'" |  (Advertising Dept ) "Snappy ad copy. And it really got my attention." |  "I had a little trouble with the automatic video tracking camera, so during the videoconference, before speaking, say, 'Here Rollo!' and wait for Rollo to get his paws up on your knees before beginning to speak." |