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 "My project plan has changed a little this year." (Get Rescued. Build Golf Resort.) |  "Don't worry, Mrs. Morse. As soon as the plumber's done patching the roof I'll have him call the electrician to finish wallpapering the dining room." |  "I'm going over your figures, you calculated your rental property has depreciated 9 percent over the year. However, by trying to do your own taxes, we've calculated your brain has depreciated by nearly 72 percent." |  "Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th Street." |
 (Advertising Dept ) "Snappy ad copy. And it really got my attention." |  "I had a little trouble with the automatic video tracking camera, so during the videoconference, before speaking, say, 'Here Rollo!' and wait for Rollo to get his paws up on your knees before beginning to speak." |  "I'm not actually buying this stuff, I've just got to have something to negotiate with when we reach the candy counter at the check out register." |  "Here at Don's, we seal a deal with a straight look, a handshake, and a reverse Step-Over Toe Hold." |