 (Buddy's Self Defense Academy) "As a bonus to our customers, we're throwing in a wrist lock, a neck breaker and a stomp-to-the-groin, free of charge." |  "And that's why you're in the back of the store instead of the front!" |  (Customer Phone Service at Disney Corp.) |  (In a chance meeting prior to their singing careers, Carreras, Domingo and Pavarotti all worked at the same customer service phone center.) "Whoa, whoa fellows. Tone it down! What are you tryin' to do, impress someone?" |