 "These digital cameras are great at capturing action shots. Now, if only something interesting would happen." |  "Jim and I do a lot of business together on Facebook. By the way, Jim, did you get the sales spreadsheet and little blue pony I sent you?" |  "That's the problem - on Facebook everyone knows you’re a dog." |  "I know it's a short profile, but I thought 'King of the Jungle' sort of said it all." |