 (Crypto The Hypnotist) "Well, there's your Web page, Crypto. Designed like you asked. But personally, I think it has too many spinning spirals and blinking lights. ..." |  "... and here's me with Jessica Alba. And this is me with Beyonce and Heidi Klum ..." |  "I find it so obnoxious when people use their cell phone in public that I'm getting on the Web right now to blog about it." |  "You're a great geek, Martin. You're just not my geek." |