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 "My parents are Muslim. We live by the Five Pillars." "Cool. I have an uncle who lives by the Six Flags." |  "Next year we're performing a Hajj. We'll be with about two million people making the pilgrimage. "We did something like that last year. It was my first trip to the Mall of America." |  "Your Holiness is still popular with the young people. According to a poll of high school students, when asked to name one person who has done the most to rid the world of evil, you came in just behind Buffy the Vampire Slayer." |  "Saaay - I have an idea. Why don't we turn down the lights, put on some soft music, and curl up with the Talmud tonight?" |
 "You want me to use the pasato remoto? What does the channel changer that came with our Japanese television set have to do with learning Italian verbs?" |  "Now c'mon Darryl. Japanese grammatical order is subject-object-verb. Not smile-point-shrug." |  "I wasn't sure how to ask in Korean for our shoes back after the meal, so I just ordered them for dessert." |  "Honey, please! Be patient! How's anyone going to know what's wrong unless I find the Russian word for 'alligator?" |