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 "I'm not sure if I'm stressing the right syllable in the wrong word, or stressing the wrong syllable in the right word, but it's starting to stress me out." |  "You want me to use the pasato remoto? What does the channel changer that came with our Japanese television set have to do with learning Italian verbs?" |  "Now c'mon Darryl. Japanese grammatical order is subject-object-verb. Not smile-point-shrug." |  "I wasn't sure how to ask in Korean for our shoes back after the meal, so I just ordered them for dessert." |
 "Honey, please! Be patient! How's anyone going to know what's wrong unless I find the Russian word for 'alligator?" |  "Stop, stop, stop! I told you not to call a square dance in Spanish until you had the verbs down!" |  "This is our family bible. It's truly a lamp to my feet, a light for my path, and a balance unto our bookshelf." |  "Here's something. It's a language school that will teach you to speak French for $500, or for $200 they'll just give you an accent." |