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"I'm not sure what he's yelling about. It's all in French. But I think he's calling you a monster."
"Obviously you're pronouncing the phrase 'Throw us a ...' correctly in French, but the word for 'lifesaver' just isn't coming out right."
"Can't you wait until after the reception to examine the stitching?"
"So how old were you when you realized that metallic thread didn't come from steel wool?"
"Add some interest to the shot by putting the partridge in the foreground."
"And how many times has this happened to you? You land in a nice secluded spot, get out to take a picture, and a couple of yahoos in a pickup truck wander into frame?"
"If I'm not gaining weight then why does this digital image take up 3MB more memory than a comparable one taken six months ago?"
"I see that you're still collecting scraps for your quilting projects."