 "Add some interest to the shot by putting the partridge in the foreground." |  "And how many times has this happened to you? You land in a nice secluded spot, get out to take a picture, and a couple of yahoos in a pickup truck wander into frame?" |  "If I'm not gaining weight then why does this digital image take up 3MB more memory than a comparable one taken six months ago?" |  "I see that you're still collecting scraps for your quilting projects." |