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"Doubling the cube is known as a 'beaver,' or a 'raccoon.' What you're doing is known as a 'chicken,' or a 'dodo,' or a 'donkey,' or a ... "
"Okay, everybody! Hold your breath! Hold your breath!"
"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"
"...and do you promise to love, honor, and always lead the highest card from the short side?"
"First of all, I don't think that's a legal discard pile, and secondly, it's starting to make me a nervous wreck."
"Heck of a comp, Flender."
"It's a classic Diner endgame - king, rook, salt shaker, mate."
"That's a telecast of parade balloons used in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Your ultrasound images are over here."